Whenever a woman is irritable, moody or emotional, both men and other women typically attribute the cause to be PMS. While at times it can be downright annoying to be accused of being “PMS-sy” when you are not, it sometimes serves as a great excuse to justify bitchy behaviour, a “get-of-of-jail-free” card, if you will.
Now women are not the only ones who get grumpy occasionally. To level the playing field, men should also have a label for their unfavourable temperaments. At the ripe old age of 13, a girlfriend and I thought of such a label—TSB, or Temporary Sperm Build-up. How fitting!
Now whenever your boss is being a jerk, you can say, “Man, he has major TSB.” Or you can coo to your boyfriend, “What’s the matter, are you TSB’ing?” Men could also say, “Sorry, it’s just my TSB talking.”
